The Alphabet Serial Song
ABC殺人歌
If you're walking home
如果你在深夜裡
Late at night
漫步回家
Through unlit streets
在一片漆黑的街道上
Mosquito bites aren't the worst thing
蚊蟲叮咬可能不會是
That you might feel.
最糟的事情
You may have a heart of gold
你也許會有金子般高尚的心
And arms of steel
也有鋼鐵般的臂膀
And all the precautions you could take.
還有隨時警惕的精神
They just won't mean a thing
但如果你不多注意自己的言行
If you don't mind your P's and Q's and ABC's
這一切都將那都毫無意義
A is for the cannibalistic, sadomasochist Albert Fish.
A是關於是受虐也是施虐狂的食人魔 Albert Fish
B is for the lonely lover, brokenhearted Béla Kiss.
B是關於孤獨的情人，心碎的Béla Kiss
C is for Charles Starkweather's handsome, nervous twitch.
C是關於英俊但會肌肉抽蓄的Charles Starkweather
D is for the Son of Sam; he's known as David Berkowitz.
D是關於山姆的孩子，他的名字是David Berkowitz
E is for Edward Gein, a massacring machine.
E是關於殺戮機器Edward Gein
Francisco Del Junco dispatched some crackheads with a can of gasoline.
Francisco Del Junco 則用一桶汽油殺害了那些沉迷古柯鹼的傢伙
Gary (Green River) Ridgeway ditched his girls by the freeway
Gary (Green River) Ridgeway 和一些相貌平凡容易遭忽略的連環殺手一起
With the typical disregard of your average serial killer.
把女孩們棄屍在高速公路旁
Qigong Master Hu Wanlin could take your breath away,
Hu Wanlin氣功大師可以置你於死地
While the Iceman cometh in the night.
Iceman則在夜晚出沒
Jeffrey Dahmer's fine cuisine could rival Edmund Kemper's, but
Jeffrey Dahmer的美食可以與Edmund Kemper匹敵
Only if his dates were fresh and ripe.
前提是他的交往對象年輕又可愛
Prolific Pedro Lopez wins the body count - three hundred dead.
Prolific Pedro Lopez在數量上取勝了－－他殺了三百個人
Herbert Mullin, bless his heart, did everything God said.
Herbert Mullin，保佑他的好心，他完成了上帝所有的交待
Dennis Nilsen's crappy classic rock record collection should have killed them but no -
Dennis Nilsen那些搖滾樂收藏爛到簡直能拿來當兇器
He used his hands instead.
不過他用雙手來代替
Onoprienko killed fifty-two people
Onoprienko殺了五十二個人
And Pogo the Clown was inherently evil,
Pogo小丑是天生的壞胚
Though he made one hell of wiener dog balloon.
儘管他會做臘腸狗的造型氣球來裝飾地獄
Thomas Quick and Reinaldo Rivera both sliced with a knife.
Thomas Quick和Reinaldo Rivera擅長使用刀子
Arthur Shawcross' tour of 'Nam was a boon.
Arthur Shawcross的越南旅行是個不錯的行程
Well, T is for Ted Bundy, who would kill off girls who were really cute.
T是關於喜歡專挑可愛女孩下手的Ted Bundy
U is for the Unabomber, whose method was the mail chute.
U是關於用郵筒滑槽當兇器的Unabomber
V is for Joseph Vacher - an ugly, vicious brute.
V是關於醜陋又邪惡的畜生Joseph Vacher
And W is for Aileen Wuornos, the patron saint of prostitutes.
而W是關於娼妓們的守護者Aileen Wuornos
Citizen X perplexed the Reds when his DNA didn't match the dead.
X市民把擾亂DNA鑑定讓案情變得複雜
Li Yuhui discussed Feng Shui over a cup of tea.
Li Yuhui會與你一邊泡茶一聊風水
The Zodiac killer, right down to the last letter,
Will take you from A to Z in the song about serial killers.
Zodiac殺手將是最後一個字母
帶著你把這首字母殺人歌從開始唱到結束
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